You want to do something. Authorize or cancel?

I run two platforms, Windows XP and Mac OS. I have always thought things were, if not straightforward then, at least, discoverable.

I’m working on job apps right now at a coffee shop and the woman sitting kitty corner from me was panicking that she couldn’t get onto the free wireless network here.

I walked her through connecting to the network here, but Vista asked for permission to connect to the network we just told it to connect to. Why? Because it’s not her default network.

The permission window wasn’t brought to the front, so she didn’t know it was there.

Please tell me other things are easier in that OS. I wonder how many years I can keep using Windows XP?

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Album Review: Junior Senior — Hey Hey My My Yo Yo (Crunchy Frog/Rykodisc)

Junior Senior - Hey Hey My My Yo Yo
Where does Junior Senior get off referencing Neil Young in the title of its new old album? There are no heroin references to be found anywhere in the Danish pop duo’s 2005 album, which just landed here in the U.S.

This album will satisfy those who felt hoodwinked buying Junior Senior’s first album, D-D-Don’t Stop the Beat, after hearing the band’s 2003 dance anthem “Move Your Feet.” That song can still be heard on a regular basis on San Francisco’s Energy 92.7-FM but the rest of the album sounds a lot more like The B-52s and early Bangles-style surf rock. Hey Hey My My Yo Yo moves both backward and forward in time from its predecessor, infused with the cold grooves of ’80s synth dance and sunny hooks reminiscent of The Brady Bunch and Donny and Marie. Cold and sunny? Yeah, sounds pretty northern Euro to me.

If that sounds like split personalities, the album actually comes together better than its predecessor, despite having a less cohesive style. Hey Hey My My Yo Yo even pays homage to its forbear by putting Kate Pierson and Cindy Wilson on vocals in “Take My Time.” So what if its breakout single, “Can I Get Get Get,” isn’t as explosive as “Move Your Feet.” How can you resist a new track called, “We Are The Handclaps?” That’s right, and this time, the songs are sufficiently catchy and dancey but not so imbalanced to be unable to handle the segué.

With any luck, Junior Senior will be able to balance its dance and rock sensibilities if we ever see a third album. The worst thing wouldn’t be if one of those two styles gets dropped, it’d be if they became dance rock soundalikes. We don’t need another !!! or The Rapture; those bands do just fine on their own. Worse yet, we definitely don’t need another OK Go, the soundalike band that doesn’t sound like anything.

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Queers don’t need pity, we need equality (Don’t patronize me, fuck me)

I don’t enjoy engaging mediocre arguments about queer issues, and I suppose that’s one of my flaws. Having argued through these topics early in my college activist days, I tend to be impatient and don’t want to educate others who may not be so far along in issues I take for granted. Sometimes, though, I reach a saturation point, and I don’t even watch 24-hour news channels. This installment involves the soon to be former-senator Larry Craig, R-Idaho, who has recently found himself the subject of a scandal involving allegations of cruising for sex at an airport men’s room. (Really, an airport — isn’t that just asking to get caught?)
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